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Why work with John?
Achieve results on day one. No fussing. No complicated setup. No drama. John simply works!
The Perfect Diversity Hire
✔ LGBTQIA+ community member
✔ Southeast Asian
✔ Newcomer
Get yourself a team member that ticks most of the boxes.
Refreshed and Ready
John has not worked in corporate for two years... and is VERY eager to go back!
There's nothing better than a new hire that's ready to hit the ground running. 💨
Leadership Experience
4/5 of John's groupmates in Humber agreed that he should be the leader of the group
Leaders are born, not made, but John may very well be the rare exception. 🧐
Supercharge your marketing campaigns with John
Generate press releases, social captions, and ad copy faster than ChatGPT 3.5!
Stuck with a dull headline? John's random prompts can easily get those creative juices flowing again.
John's Millennial language library can easily be trained to learn Gen-Z slang. Sheesh. Fr fr no cap! It's the versatility for me.
John is up to date with the latest trends, the viral sounds, and the hottest tea.
A fresh TikTok craze? A new market competitor? An urgent presentation? John can handle anything you throw at it.
John simply works, so John easily Gets Things Done no matter what your marketing requirements are.
Integrates seamlessly with the following tools
Works best in
consumer techbanking & financeb2b SaaStelecomsmediapet care
Available in Filipino and English languages
See how organizations are Working With John
John has helped companies launch products, stir minds, and move offices—just to name a few
MARKETING PUBLICITY
BalikBayad (Cash Back)
PayMaya's flagship cashless payments campaign for 2020
SOCIAL MEDIA
Wooftown Toronto
Boosting Wooftown's Instagram & TikTok presence
THOUGHT LEADERSHIP
FINTQ On Q
Elevating FINTQ's industry collaboration and leadership
INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS
Every Day is Launch Day
The Voyager Innovations Launchpad HQ Inauguration
What other users are saying about John
Don't take our word for it — so many people, businesses, and brands have already reaped the benefits of working with John:
“Simply the best. Better than all the rest. I’d recommend this product to people with zero coding skills.”
Jennifer Hudson
Digital Marketer
“John is the best!”
Candice Montenegro
Social Media Lead @ Maya
“You made it so simple. My new site is so much faster and easier to work with than my old site.”
Jonas Alexander
Developer
Ready to Work With John?
Whether you’re a bootstrapping start-up or a large corporation awash with cash, there’s a John subscription plan that suits you:
Basic
Because we're inclusive, everybody gets a piece of John
$0
no credit card required
WHAT YOU'LL GET:
☑️ Tone-check and translate your emails to corporate-speak
☑️ Wedding hashtag recommendations
☑️ Dog nutrition counselling
☑️ Unlimited consultation about your Notion workspace
Pro
Great for startups with a budget
min CAD$70K*
EVERYTHING IN BASIC PLUS:
Communications campaigns that work
On-time and (mostly) on-budget management of projects
Digital content that shines, not screams
A steady hand in times of crisis
Wordsmithing, ghostwriting, and copywrangling for all types of media
Unlimited Slide Decks
*negotiable, but excludes comprehensive benefits package
Pro Max Ultra
Large Enterprise-Ready
Let's Talk 😉
EVERYTHING IN PRO PLUS:
☑️ Beautiful data visualizations
☑️ Willing to walk dogs when asked nicely
☑️ Occasional weekend reachability
☑️ Meme generator
❗ TikTok dancing (optional add-on)
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